Oh Hello :^{o
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
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(via sexhaustion)
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
lol oh my god
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(Source: bettyfrancis, via sexhaustion)
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